floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(via slightlyxmental)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

what

(via slightlyxmental)

laugh-addict:

do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just

(via whennothingsrightturnleft)

Joke of the day.

best-of-funny:

lesrevolutionnaires:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

omfg

X

(via whennothingsrightturnleft)

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

(via imaginary-peace)